'Just Hit It' T-Shirt

Here it is. The design that our lawyer (if we had one) would definitely hate. It’s dark, it’s controversial, and it’s probably going to get our TikTok account deleted by Tuesday.

• The Vibe: Extreme edgelord energy.

• The Fit: Standard cotton, perfect for wearing while you explain to your concerned relatives that "it's just irony, Grandma."

• Warning: Do not wear this to an airport. Or a job interview. Or anywhere where people have a moral compass.

We only have these until the inevitable Cease & Desist arrives. Grab one now so you can own a piece of KP Clothing history before we’re forced to live in the woods.

No refunds if you get 'cancelled'.